|
NEWS |
IRS agent busted for cheating on his taxes.
He should know better. |
|
NEWS |
Cat hitches a ride on a news van's satellite
dish. |
|
DITTY |
The MySpace Song - Good Clean Fun |
|
NEWS |
Rabbits in Connecticut have two noses! |
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NEWS |
Woman calls 911
because she's locked herself inside her car. |
|
NEWS |
If you drop something into your car's gas tank,
let it go, man. |
|
NEWS |
When is the best time to light your friends
pants on fire? Never. |
|
NEWS |
Try to keep your barstool under 35MPH, okay?
Oh, and don't drive drunk. |
|
NEWS |
JetBlue has a new way to fly cheap: Jump in
the cargo hold.
|
|
NEWS |
Drunk in a Ferrari and stalled on train tracks with
a train coming. What to do? |
|
NEWS |
Pigeons are being used to smuggle cell phones
to prison inmates. |
|
DITTY |
Dick Cheney (Sexiest Man Alive) - Roy Zimmerman
|
|
VIDEO |
For those who can't
commit, check out the new
erasable ink tattoos. |
|
NEWS |
Gordo the Skateboarding Parrot is birdnapped
in California. |
|
NEWS |
The
Oakdale Testicle Festival is now in it's 28th
year. Yummy.
|
|
NEWS |
14-year old charged with child porn for posting
nude pics...of herself. |
|
VIDEO |
Check out this gag reel of various
outtakes from infomercials. |
|
NEWS |
Dumb
dude robs retired police chief. Oh yeah...at
a police convention. |
|
NEWS |
Sham
Wow guy arrested for beating a prostitute.
(Check out the mug shot.) |
|
NEWS |
Fireman dressed as Spider-Man saves kid from
ledge. |
|
NEWS |
Washington prison inmate heats up
sausage in toilet...and causes evacuation. |
|
NEWS |
Michigan Whitecaps ballpark offers 4800 calorie,
4-pound burger. |
|
NEWS |
8th-grade
student suspended for ripping one on the bus. |
|
VIDEO |
After years of piano
lessons I'm still not
as good as this dog. |
|
NEWS |
A
woman handcuffed herself to her husband so
they could "talk". |
|
NEWS |
Willie the Parrot receives an award for
saving the life of a choking tot. |
|
NEWS |
NASA's
"Name The Space Station" contest has a winning
name - Colbert. |
|
VIDEO |
Superhero Slam Dunks. Basketball is easy for
superheroes. |
|
NEWS |
Lousy
economy
forcing more women into stripping. |
|
NEWS |
230
pounds of pot found in a shipment of
cookies.
|
|
NEWS |
A
woman embezzles $73,000 from church...blames the
devil. |
|
NEWS |
Bigamist busted when Wife 1 meets Wife 2...in
the same apartment complex. |
|
NEWS |
Boost the value of your home by spray-painting
bald spots on your lawn. |
|
NEWS |
Um...the
dog ate my homework...I mean, my $400. |
|
VIDEO |
Enjoy
Doggy And The Human Sled. |
|
NEWS |
A
new study
shows social drinking has some definite benefits. |
|
NEWS |
An
Angelina Jolie TV ad is taken off the air in
England. |
|
VIDEO |
20 years later,
Vanilla Ice apologizes for... well, Vanilla
Ice.
|
|
NEWS |
A
bat stowaway takes a ride on the Space Shuttle. |
|
NEWS |
Teacher accused of
making a student eat out of the garbage. |
|
NEWS |
Amish farmer given a 90-day jail sentence over
outhouses. |
|
NEWS |
71-year old with an ice scraper owns 20-year
old robber. |
|
NEWS |
Bob Dylan’s neighbors say something smelly
is blowin’ in the wind. |
|
NEWS |
Iowa senator
suggests AIG execs apologize...or commit suicide. |
|
NEWS |
As the economy continues to fall,
cussing is on the rise. |
|
VIDEO |
A "musician"
dubs his own "guitar playing" over Eddie
Van Halen. Terrible. |
|
NEWS |
The next big thing in sun screen?
Hippo sweat. |
|
NEWS |
Rock
stars are being forced to take second jobs.
Sting is selling his own wine. |
|
NEWS |
Teen dinosaurs hung out together, got into
trouble, wore their jeans too low. |
|
VIDEO |
Marina
explains the meaning of the word "Sexting". |
|
NEWS |
Buy an old couch and get a free
cat hiding inside. |
|
NEWS |
Alabama church sermons
offering great sex. |
|
NEWS |
Kid finds bag containing $18,000…then gives
it away to "needy" people. |
|
NEWS |
Bad economy
hits Wall Street, Main Street
and Sesame Street. |
|
VIDEO |
Vancouver
Canuck
Shane O'Brien scores an empty net goal
against...the Canucks. |
|
NEWS |
Michael Phelps cereals donated to food bank
by Kellogg's. |
|
NEWS |
Next time you're at the pet store,
ask for the human corps |
|
NEWS |
When you're skiing in Maine, watch out for
angry attacking owls. |
|
NEWS |
And the
happiest state in America for 2009
is...Utah? |
|
NEWS |
Crack mom
steals from hospital after giving birth to
buy...crack. |
|
VIDEO |
Here's
one for the cat lovers: a bunch of funny kitty
pics. |
|
NEWS |
Gator
gets even for alligator-skin boots
by becoming an arsonist. |
|
NEWS |
Is that a
kangaroo in your bed...or are you just happy
to see me? |
|
VIDEO |
This SNL short features T-Pain -
I'm On A Boat. |
|
VIDEO |
Fat guy. Little inner tube. Law of physics
nowhere to be found. |
|
NEWS |
Women
protest nuclear bombs in Paraguay by going topless. |
|
NEWS |
Police close 7-miles of Colorado highway to
shoo elk out of the way. |
|
NEWS |
Drunk man falls asleep. In his car.
While idling at a red light. |
|
VIDEO |
I can't swing on rings or
do the hula hoop. Rebecca
can do both at the same time. |
|
NEWS |
Catholics urged to
give up texting for Lent |
|
NEWS |
West Virginia is doing their very best
to have Barbie banned.
|
|
VIDEO |
You don't have to
practice to be a great guitarist.
Just make these cool faces. |
|
NEWS |
Oregon arsonist has it out for green Ford
Escorts. |
|
NEWS |
Woman calls 911 when
McDonald's runs out of McNuggets. |
|
VIDEO |
A good use for email spam:
SPAMasterpiece Theatre. |
|
NEWS |
Business Week
says
Portland is America’s unhappiest city. |
|
NEWS |
Spinal Tap
reunite
to play an unplugged, unwigged tour. |
|
VIDEO |
Next best thing to a
flying-pack? You can
fly with a water jet stream. |
|
NEWS |
Astro the German Shepherd returns home
after being lost for 9 years. |
|
NEWS |
Massachusetts man fined for
assaulting Chuck E. Cheese. |
|
VIDEO |
3 minutes and 33 seconds of comedy by
Demitri Martin. |
|
NEWS |
You get a special room in hell for using
counterfeit money to buy Girl Scout cookies. |
|
NEWS |
Wonder Woman is going to take her
best shot at singing. |
|
NEWS |
Blago wrote the book on dirty politics. Now he’s
writing a book on dirty politics. |
|
NEWS |
Barry Manilow music being used to
scare away mallrats. |
|
NEWS |
A not-so-upstanding citizen is busted for
putting his cat in a bong.. |
|
VIDEO |
There should be a patent
for this
kitty whack-a-mouse game. |
|
NEWS |
When you're proposing,
don't hide your girlfriend's ring in her
beverage. |
|
NEWS |
The
economy is so bad,
movie stars are eating dog biscuits. |
|
NEWS |
LA County tries to
go for a week without cussing. |
|
NEWS |
When
counterfeiting money, make sure
there's
printing on both sides of the bill. |
|
NEWS |
Multi-tasking mom
breast feeds and talks on her cell phone...while
driving. |
|
VIDEO |
This
old guy balancing on a bottle makes it look
easy. It's not. |
|
NEWS |
Disgruntled ex posts
online ad to hire a hitman. |
|
NEWS |
Husband and wife
win $50,000 in same lotto game...two times. |
|
NEWS |
14 and 17-year
old pretend to get married;
Rabbi says it's legal. |
|
NEWS |
Passenger running late
claims to be air marshal to get on a flight. |
|
NEWS |
70-year old woman fights off teen intruders
with a sauce pan. |
|
NEWS |
Airline in Ireland considering
charging passengers to use the toilet. |
|
NEWS |
Octopus gets
even for being put in an aquarium by
flooding the place. |
|
VIDEO |
Could be the most uncomfortable interview ever.
Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman. |
|
NEWS |
Guy fills up his gas tank for the low, low price
of
$81,400,836,908. |
|
NEWS |
Never-before-seen Beatles and Stones pictures
to make their debut. |
|
NEWS |
What does the "W" in George W. Bush mean?
Washington, apparently. |
|
NEWS |
Topless coffee shop opens in Maine. (Insert
your own "cup-size joke" here) |
|
NEWS |
Good Samaritan saves 3 people,
gets jaywalking ticket in return. |
|
NEWS |
Parents are complaining that a
one-armed TV host scares their children |
|
NEWS |
The
beachfront water is cleaner in Australia, but
sharks like cleaner water, too. |
|
NEWS |
Next time you're in India, order up the tasty
drink made out of cow pee. |
|
NEWS |
Army
doctor prepares to deploy for Afghanistan at
74-years old. |
|
NEWS |
College students vs. monkeys at math. Guess
what?
It's a tie. |
|
NEWS |
South
Carolina did the ol'
trade in your guns for flowers campaign. |
|
NEWS |
The economy is so bad that jails may start
making
inmates pay for toilet paper. |
|
NEWS |
British milkman popped for delivering
marijuana
with the milk. |
|
NEWS |
Anna-Nicole Smith's soap-opera life to
become a real life opera. |
|
NEWS |
College offers classes for hungry students on
the benefits of barbeque. |
|
NEWS |
Sarah Palin's favorite clothing store has to
change it's name due to...Sarah Palin. |
|
NEWS |
Be on
the lookout for terrorists using
deadly vanilla pudding. |
|
NEWS |
An Oregon man loses an earlobe... in an
argument over a parking space. |
|
NEWS |
Guinness Book Of World Records
fingernails broken in car accident. |
|
NEWS |
13-year old British kid becomes a father.
Yes, you read that right. |
|
NEWS |
Two
pretty awesome things about Switzerland:
Yodeling and
naked hiking. |
|
NEWS |
4th graders in Ohio learn about the three "R"s -
Reading, 'Riting and
pRostitution. |
|
NEWS |
A rare
baseball card listed on eBay for $10
brings in $64,000. |
|
NEWS |
A San
Francisco arsonist has a special place in
his heart
for porta-potties. |
|
NEWS |
Over 170,000 square miles,
brothers in different battalions
meet in Iraq. |
|
NEWS |
The
kid was born with
12
fingers and toes.
He’s already got an advantage in math. |
|
NEWS |
A Carl’s, Jr.
restaurant
toilet is accidentally shot
– and then laid to rest. |
|
NEWS |
A male high school
student
dresses as a girl
to cheat on a test. |
|
NEWS |
A city
in Italy puts a ban on
opening any “ethnic”
restaurants. |
|
NEWS |
Cop accidentally shoots himself in the leg after
a
gun safety instruction |
|
NEWS |
A guy
claimed to be the drummer in Foreigner
then steals a woman's Corvette, |
|
NEWS |
A
giant inflatable rat has the right of free
speech? God Bless America. |
|
NEWS |
The
bikini girl on American Idol gets the
boot…and an offer from Playboy |
|
NEWS |
A New York DJ auctions
off
Jenny’s famous number
867-5309. |
|
NEWS |
The
always entertaining
surfing dog. |
|
NEWS |
Abercrombie and Fitch accused of moving less
attractive employees to the back. |
|
NEWS |
Kid born with
12
fingers and toes already
has an advantage in math. |
|
NEWS |
Make
sure that you fill up your tank
prior to
robbing the gas station. |
|
NEWS |
A male student
dresses as a girl
to cheat on a test. |
|
NEWS |
Zombies are attacking! Fortunately, there are
road construction signs
to warn you. |
