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About Us

• Height: 5' 11".  Eyes: Hazel.  Hair: All there.  Sign: Virgo.  Best feature: Smile.  Favorite Drink: Woodford Reserve.  Favorite Food: Italian.  Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles.  Favorite Band: The Clash.  Favorite City: Seattle.  Favorite Amy Winehouse Characteristic: Foul Mouth/Intoxication (tie)
   
  A recent double-blind study on Internet usage confirms that a majority of Internet users use the Internet.  Many are just trying to pass some time.  Since you clearly recognize that the name of this site is WastingTimes.com and yet have made the conscious decision and physical effort (a mouse click) to visit us, you obviously fall into the "looking to waste time" category...and for that we are sincerely thankful.  (In the event that you are feeling the least amount of guilt regarding your choice, we've included an uplifting article describing the benefits of wasting time here.)  Exactly what, then, constitutes an Internet time-waster?  For our purposes, it's any fun, humorous or otherwise entertaining website.  Unfortunately, it turns out that FunHumorousOrOtherwiseEntertaining.com is an annoyingly long domain name.  Hence, what you will find on WastingTimes.com are links to websites in those three categories, many of which are suggested by nice people like you.  As we say, it's The Best Of The Rest Of The Net.  And who knows?  You may just find it fun or humorous or entertaining, too.  Unless you're my mom, who didn't really get it.  Then again, she doesn't get Monty Python either...so that explains a lot.  If, after checking out WastingTimes.com, you come to the conclusion that it's the exact opposite of fun, humorous and otherwise entertaining, and then swear on a stack of bibles that you will never visit this site again as long as you live...well, that's still okay with us.  Our goal has been achieved regardless...as you most certainly have wasted time simply by reading this.  But we couldn't have done it without you, so it would appear that thanks are in order.  You're welcome.

 

Archives

• To browse through our archives, click here.  Or you could have just used the "Search the Wasting Times archives" button there in the upper right of your screen.  See how we give you options?

 

Contact

• To email us, click here.

 

Submit Stuff

• If you have snooped around the Internet and found some great Wasting Times-worthy content, feel free to let us know about it here.  We'll examine it...and after a lengthy authentication process to determine the precise amount of time wasted, you may just find your name next to the words "Submitted by" here on WastingTimes.com.  And your sixth grade math teacher said you would never amount to anything.  Ha!  Thank you for your submission.  And we don't mean that like "Thank you for being submissive," but more like "Thank you for..."  Oh, forget it.  All fields are required.

Name:
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Link for inclusion:
How Cool Is Your Link:	Eh...   Kinda   Pretty   Really   Way!
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Advertising

• Want to advertise with us?  Got a product or service that you would like featured on The Wasting Times Website? Feel free to email us and let us know who you are and what service(s) you provide.

 

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