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It’s been said that “Music is the heart of our soul.”  If these songs are any indicator, our souls may be in pretty bad shape.  Still, enjoy the oddities that are the Odd Ditties… and feel free to submit your favorite ditties here.

 

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Sad

NEW United Breaks Guitars - Sons Of Maxwell "From the seat behind me, 'My God, they're throwing guitars out there'" Submitted by Cori

  Money

NEW Can't Afford It - parody of T-Pain "Let's talk about you..supporting me. Oh, I can't afford it"

Money

NEW Economy Song - parody of I Will Survive  "You took a dive...but I'll revive. I will revive!"

  Funny

NEW I Have A Bidet - Bad Day parody "I have a bidet, I'm sittin' right down. I'm feelin' that water splashin' around." Submitted by Christine

Food

Love Oreo Song- Taylor Swift parody "I was so young when I first tasted the black and white cookie that Nabisco makes." Submitted by Kalaka

  Animals

Swine Flu - Putnam Pig  "Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle, neither has a little sniffle. Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet, No fever yet" Submitted by PP

Funny

You Spit When You Talk - Jimmy Fallon "Yeah, I'm just being honest. Everything I own has your saliva on it." Submitted by Dave G.

  Funny

Womanizer on ukulele & bass  "Womanizer, woman-womanizer You're a womanizer. Oh womanizer, Oh you're a womanizer baby"

Love

Twitter Love - Dave And Daves  "Her name was so sweet, hotgirl19. She had some pretty nice twits, if you know what I mean." Submitted by Chad

  Food

Rap Chop featuring Vince  "Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this."  Submitted by BryAN

Food

Fast Food Folk Song - Rhett And Link  "And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream.  It's a cylindrically shaped, seasoned beef dream."

  Love

Ooh Girl (Honest R&B Song) - Runawaybox "Nobody really makes love all night long, though that would be impressive, girl" Submitted by Horse

Animals

Deadly Animals - Scared Weird Little Guys  "Your life's constantly under threat. Have you been bitten yet? You've only got three minutes left."

  Love

Things You Don't Say To Your Wife - Tim Hawkins "Those shoes, I think they’re pretty lame. Would you stop talking, I’m trying to watch the game"

Love

Boyfriend With Health Benefits - Runawaybox "These are troubled times. A bad economy. I got some health issues and medicine it isn't free"

  Holidays

Happy Birthday - Arrogant Worms  "Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much. But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough."

Sad

Rehab Center For Fictional Characters - Bo Burnham  "I'm the Easter bunny. Hey I'm back. I used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack" Not Safe For Work!

  Love

A Month Dead - Stephen Lynch  "Sure...She's a little cold to the touch, but that doesn't bother me much." Not Safe For Work!  Submitted by Ty

Love

If You're Into It - Flight Of The Conchords "If it's cool with you, I'll let you get naked too. Could be a dream come true Providing that's what you're into"

  Food

Toast - Heywood Banks “Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot.  Push down the lever and the wires gets hot. You get toast.”

Politics

Beyonce Single Ladies Obama Parody "There's nothing to fear, not with these ears, I can hear the thoughts of any enemy"

  Funny

Nickelback Photograph Parody  "This is where I also grew up. My parents weren't divorced or anything. We just moved when I was 10."  Not Safe For Work!

Animals

The Cockroach Song (We Will Survive) "Now we're back in your crawlspace. I just love how you scream when you see me back at your place."

  Love

Sweet Little Blossom  - Henry Phillips  "Covering me with your mucus-like substance until I shine, Sweet Little Oyster of mine."

Food

Chick-Fil-A - Tim Hawkins "Suddenly...I need waffle fries in front of me. With some nuggets and a large sweet tea" Submitted by Kate

  Weird

I Know (A Song In 10 Words) "I don't think you know what you think you know, baby, but baby don't you think that I know what I know maybe."

Love

Love Song - Bill Bailey I have died a thousand deaths & I will die a thousand more. Thought you were an angel, You turned out to be a whore.” Not Safe For Work!

  Love

One Semester Of Spanish - Runawaybox "Uno, dos, tres, cuatro... Cinco, seis, siete, ocho... Nueve, diez. No remembro how to say eleven"

Entertainment

I'm More Wizer (Britney Spears parody) "I really had to poop a lot so that I could be this hot" Not Safe For Work!

  Funny

Little Fat Man - David Bowie & Ricky Gervais  "He's a fat waste of space. See his pug-nose face. Pug, pug. Pug, pug"

Funny

3 Balloons - Stephen Lynch   "The law enforcement agents can't tell from my face, I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place."  Not Safe For Work!

  Sad

Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me. I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna.”

Politics

To Be A Liberal - Roy Zimmerman "Feeding the hungry, and bleeding my heart, and exceeding my budget, and needing approval"

  Funny

Theme from “Shaft”…played on ukulele? “What’s the most important thing about a coal mine apart from coal? SHAFT!”  Submitted by JH

Entertainment

Question Song - Tom Wilson  Biff from Back To The Future wrote a funny song about annoying questions. Submitted by Jackson

  Weird

ShamWow Song - Rhett & Link "Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell!" Submitted by JeffS

Politics

Tax Song - Wank & O'Brien  "I ain't paying them no fee. Got me some reductions using some of them deductions. This year IRS is paying me." Not Safe For Work!

  Food

Trader Joe's Song  "A snort, a sniff, a gourd, a snack. It's the apple juice that's addictive as crack."

Cool

 Hey Ya - Obadiah Parker Cool remake. “I want to see you all on your all’s baddest behavior. I say lend me some sugar. I am your neighbor”

  Funny

My Humps - Alanis Morrisette  Funny acoustic version of the Black Eyed Peas song.

Love

I'm Not Edward Cullen - Hank & Katherine  "You don't love me 'cause I'm not Edward Cullen. I can wear sparkly makeup & act all brave & sullen"

  Politics

Obama Girl Stimulus Song - Mike Gregory  "New commander in chief, Watch my skills increase
Epic fail epidemic to a winnin' streak"
Not Safe For Work!

Dudes

If I Were A Girl - Beyonce Parody "Would I still look like a guy? No I won't put on make up, but I might just wanna give that bra a try" Not Safe For Work!

  Business

Bailout Schmailout - TBC Studios "I laid off the maids and the butlers. Sold my jets, my yachts and Bentleys" Submitted by JJ

Cool

Marriage Of Figaro - Mystery Guitar Man   Really cool modern take on this Mozart classic.

  Love

Mario Kart Love Song - Sam Hart  "The finish line is just around the bend. I'll pause this game so our love will never end" Submitted by Dani

Love

I Keep Telling You  - McMuller "You know how much you mean to me 'cause I keep telling you. How could you not know?" Submitted by Hadji

  Food

Twilight - The Music Video Parody "I would like to have just one bite. But that's not in the cards for you, unless you're made of tofu."

Animals

Hey Little Sparta (The Mean Kitty Song) - Cory Williams  "Where’d you go? Are you stalking me?  Are you under the couch? Quite possibly."

  Dudes

Shotgun Song - Last Pictures  "I'll be riding high in my paradise of leg room while those other guys'll be rotting in their backseat tomb"

Love

Too Many Dicks - Flight Of The Conchords  "The dance floor bro-hoe ratio. Five to one is a brodeo. Steve and Mike it's time to go" Not Safe For Work!

  Cool

Wife Meets Girlfriend - Rodney Carrington  “I tried to block it with my watch, Then she kicked me in the crotch.” Not Safe For Work!

Happy

Friendship - Tenacious D Friends are friends to the bitter end. As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.” Not Safe For Work!

  Education

Bad Grammar (The Way I Are Parody) "It's alright you got no eloquence. As long as it rhymes it don't have to make sense"  Submitted by KevinK

 
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