NEW
United Breaks Guitars - Sons Of Maxwell
" From
the seat behind me, 'My God, they're throwing
guitars
out there' "
Submitted by Cori
NEW
Can't Afford It - parody of T-Pain
" Let's
talk about you..supporting me. Oh, I can't
afford it "
NEW
Economy Song - parody of I Will
Survive
" Y ou
took a dive...but I'll revive. I will revive! "
NEW
I Have A Bidet - Bad Day parody
"I have a bidet, I'm sittin' right down. I'm
feelin' that water splashin' around ."
Submitted by Christine
Love Oreo Song - Taylor Swift parody
" I
was so young when I first tasted the black and
white cookie that Nabisco makes."
Submitted by Kalaka
Swine Flu - Putnam Pig
" Miss
Piggy, Arnold Ziffle, neither has a little
sniffle. Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet, No fever
yet "
Submitted by PP
You Spit When You Talk - Jimmy Fallon
" Yeah,
I'm just being honest. Everything I own has your
saliva on it."
Submitted by Dave G.
Womanizer on ukulele & bass
" Womanizer,
woman-womanizer You're a womanizer. Oh
womanizer, Oh you're a womanizer baby "
Twitter Love - Dave And Daves
" Her
name was so sweet, hotgirl19. She had some
pretty nice twits, if you know what I mean."
Submitted by Chad
Rap Chop featuring Vince
"Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. Watch
this. Watch this. Watch this."
Submitted by BryAN
Fast Food Folk Song - Rhett And Link
"And
a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream.
It's a cylindrically shaped, seasoned beef
dream. "
Ooh Girl (Honest R&B Song) - Runawaybox
"Nobody really makes love all night long, though
that would be impressive, girl" Submitted by
Horse
Deadly Animals - Scared Weird Little Guys
"Your life's constantly under threat. Have
you been bitten yet? You've only got three
minutes left ."
Things You Don't Say To Your Wife - Tim
Hawkins
" Those
shoes, I think they’re pretty lame. Would you
stop talking, I’m trying to watch the game "
Boyfriend With
Health Benefits
-
Runawaybox "These
are troubled times. A bad economy. I got some
health issues and medicine it isn't free "
Happy
Birthday - Arrogant Worms
"Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish
much. But you didn't die this year, I guess
that's good enough ."
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters - Bo
Burnham
"I'm the Easter
bunny. Hey I'm back. I used to be funny
now I'm hooked on crack"
A Month Dead - Stephen Lynch
"Sure...She's a little cold to the touch,
but that doesn't bother me much."
Submitted by Ty
If You're Into It - Flight Of The
Conchords
" If
it's cool with you, I'll let you get naked too.
Could be a dream come true Providing that's
what you're into "
Toast - Heywood Banks
“Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot.
Push down the lever and the wires gets hot.
You
get toast.”
Beyonce Single Ladies Obama Parody
"There's nothing to fear, not with these
ears, I can hear the thoughts of any enemy "
Nickelback Photograph Parody
"This is where I also grew up. My parents
weren't divorced or anything. We just moved when
I was 10."
The Cockroach Song (We Will Survive) "Now
we're back in your crawlspace. I just love how
you scream when you see me back at your place."
Sweet Little Blossom - Henry Phillips
"Covering me with your mucus-like substance
until I shine, Sweet Little Oyster of mine."
Chick-Fil-A - Tim Hawkins
"Suddenly...I need waffle fries in front of
me. With some nuggets and a large sweet tea "
Submitted by Kate
I Know
(A Song In 10 Words)
"I don't think you know what you think you
know, baby, but baby don't you think that I know
what I know maybe."
Love Song - Bill Bailey
“ I have died a thousand
deaths & I will die a thousand more. Thought you were an angel, You turned out to be
a whore.”
One Semester Of Spanish - Runawaybox
"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro... Cinco, seis,
siete, ocho... Nueve, diez. No remembro how to
say eleven "
I'm More Wizer (Britney Spears parody) "I
really had to poop a lot so that I could be this
hot"
Little Fat Man - David Bowie & Ricky Gervais
"He's
a fat waste of space. See his pug-nose face.
Pug, pug. Pug, pug"
3 Balloons - Stephen Lynch
"The law
enforcement agents can't tell from my face, I've
got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable
place."
Not Crying -
Flight Of The Conchords
“ These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me. I've just been
cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna.”
To Be A Liberal - Roy Zimmerman
" Feeding the hungry, and bleeding my heart, and
exceeding my budget, and needing approval "
Theme from “Shaft” …played on ukulele?
“What’s the most important thing
about a coal mine apart from coal? SHAFT!”
Submitted by JH
Question Song - Tom Wilson
Biff from
Back To The Future
wrote a funny song about annoying questions.
Submitted by Jackson
ShamWow Song - Rhett & Link
" Not
only is the damage gonna be on top - there's
your mildew. That is going to smell! "
Submitted by JeffS
Tax
Song - Wank & O'Brien
"I ain't paying them no fee. Got me some
reductions using some of them deductions. This
year IRS is paying me ."
Trader Joe's Song
"A snort, a sniff, a gourd, a snack. It's
the apple juice that's addictive as crack ."
Hey Ya - Obadiah Parker
Cool remake. “I want to see you all on your
all’s baddest behavior. I say lend me some
sugar. I am your neighbor”
My Humps - Alanis Morrisette
Funny acoustic
version of the Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm Not Edward Cullen
- Hank & Katherine "You
don't love me 'cause I'm not Edward Cullen. I
can wear sparkly makeup & act all brave & sullen "
Obama Girl Stimulus Song - Mike Gregory
" N ew
commander in chief, Watch my skills increase
Epic fail epidemic to a winnin' streak"
If I Were A Girl - Beyonce Parody
"Would I still look like a guy? No I won't put
on make up, but I might just wanna give that bra
a try"
Bailout Schmailout -
TBC Studios " I
laid off the maids and the butlers. Sold my
jets, my yachts and Bentleys "
Submitted by JJ
Marriage Of Figaro
- Mystery Guitar Man
Really cool modern take on this Mozart classic.
Mario Kart Love Song
- Sam Hart
" The
finish line is just around the bend. I'll pause
this game so our love will never end"
Submitted by Dani
I Keep Telling You
- McMuller
"You know how much you mean to me 'cause I
keep telling you. How could you not know? "
Submitted by Hadji
Twilight - The Music Video Parody
"I would like to have just one bite. But that's
not in the cards for you, unless you're made of
tofu. "
Hey Little Sparta (The Mean Kitty Song) - Cory
Williams
"Where’d you go? Are you stalking me? Are
you under the couch? Quite possibly ."
Shotgun Song - Last Pictures
"I'll be riding high in my paradise of leg
room while those other guys'll be rotting in
their backseat tomb"
Too Many Dicks - Flight Of The Conchords
" The
dance floor bro-hoe ratio. Five to one is a
brodeo. Steve and Mike it's time to go "
Wife Meets Girlfriend - Rodney Carrington
“I tried to block it with my watch, Then she
kicked me in the crotch.”
Friendship - Tenacious D
“ Friends are friends
to the bitter end. As long as there's a record
deal we'll always be friends.”
Bad Grammar (The Way I Are Parody) "It's
alright you got no eloquence. As long as it
rhymes it don't have to make sense"
Submitted by KevinK
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