NEW Drunk clubber leads police on slow-speed tractor chase. Submitted by Erin F.

NEW Man blares porn soundtrack at neighborhood kids. Submitted by Jay

NEW Skinny dippers in trying for Guinness record skinny dip. Submitted by Frank

NEW Use the interactive "spank-o-meter" at Bewrlin Sex Academy. Submitted by Mike Snead

Air New Zealand Air issues "nude" airline safety videos.

New TV game show offers salvation to atheists. Submitted by LD

Dude wins annual hot dog eating competition 3 years straight. Submitted by Trey

Cops pool their money together to buy doughnut shop. Submitted by Alyson

Turtle named after Obama freed on Independence Day. Submitted by Greg

Loan company now accepting your eternal soul as collateral. Submitted by MIke P.

Couple charged with assault...using Cheetos. Submitted by Nancy B.

Bus riders start fight over opinions on MIchael Jackson. Submitted by Herb

"Pabst" wins the World's Ugliest Dpg contest. Submitted by DK

Former mayor in Georgia arrested on Naked Hiking Day. Submitted by Darren

American seniors smarter than British seniors. Submitted by Chris T.

Don't send in pot and cocaine with your drive-thru bank deposit. Submitted by AS

Cemetery having a buy one, get one free sale. Submitted by Tommy H.

Florida city now requiring underwear, deodorant. Submitted by Dennis

Man spends the night locked in bar bathroom. Submitted by Neil K.

Baby raccoons found stuck in Pepsi machine. Submitted by Kyle

College student arrested for his construction-barrel art. Submitted by Amber

Ohio residents ticketed for parking in their own driveways. Submitted by Eric

Teen wanted 3 face tattoos, but wakes up with 56. Submitted by Gus

Town council seat decided by a draw of the card. Submitted by Terri

Rabbit-obsessed woman in trouble with the law...again. Submitted by Teresa

Suspected robber hides out in sewer for 12 hours. Submitted by BryAN

Blarney Stone, Seattle's Gum Wall are top "germy attractions". Submitted by Coco

New York City cabbie transforms taxi into art studio. Submitted by Eric

Umpire ejects entire crowd at Iowa high school baseball game. Submitted by TF

Florida fisherman's big catch: a US test missile. Submitted by Trent

Venezuela is banning Coke Zero for unspecified reasons. Submitted by Larry

AK-47s used to get rid of snakes after snakecharmer fails. Submitted by Eric H.

Blaring car horn not considered freedom of speech. Submitted by Kalaka

Florida fisherman's big catch: a US test missile. Submitted by Chriss

Nearly nude gardening couple claim discrimination. Submitted by Josh G.

Bear cub gets head stuck in bird feeder (with fun photo). Submitted by Darren

Dog plays fetch with live World War II grenade. Submitted by Alan

Minivan with corpse inside repeatedly ticketed by cops. Submitted by BryAN

First rule of flying a plane: Make sure you fill the gas tank. Submitted by Kevin K

Ohio man arrested for mowing unkempt grass. Submitted by Trevor

"Jungle Book" girl raised by dogs and cats found in Siberia. Submitted by Greg

Newspaper inadvertently runs ad calling for Presidential assassination. Submitted by TH

Pennsylvania men walk in women's shoes to raise money. Submitted by Teresa

This toilet paper has an entire horror novel printed on it. Submitted by Travis

New Jersey woman sets record for the longest roll in craps. Submitted by JPierce

Topless doughnut shop workers, please stay inside. Submitted by Jen

Mary Kay Letourneau hosts "Hot For Teacher" bar night. Submitted by Craig

Unattended 3-year old buys $12,000 earth mover in online auction. Submitted by VW

Boy tries to set a new "snails-on-face" world record. Submitted by Renee

Even if you eat your bag of marijuana, the police can still bust you. Submitted by Joel

Missing cat found inside wall by plumbers camera. Submitted by Will W.

"Extremely bored" runaway juror now faces jail time. Submitted by Stacey

"Lighter Fluid Tag" is not a good game to play. Ever. Submitted by BryAN

Wife beats husband over alleged affair from 35 years ago. Submitted by Little John

Dad calls 911 on son due to messy room. Submitted by Kalaka

China's first sex-themed park leveled before it even opens. Submitted by Dave G.

Drug testers show up at bodybuilding event. Bodybuilders split. Submitted by Steph

Don't pee into Old Faithful while webcams are watching you. Submitted by JJ

Rod Blagojevich inspires new "Bleep'n Golden Volumizing Shampoo."

Dad pleads guilty to landing plane on golf course. Submitted by Becca

At this picnic, enjoy burgers, brats and...bullets?. Submitted by SteveR

Another "Montauk Monster" reportedly found in New York. Submitted by BryAN

Snake causes power outage at Missouri state capitol. Submitted by Howie

High speed chase ends when suspect stops for a burrito. Submitted by Dean

Bumming a cigarette in the middle of the night? Put on some clothes first.

Super-stinky fridge causes haz-mat emergency. Submitted by Kalaka

Private school student suspended for going to public school prom. Submitted by Chris

Make sure you don't misspell "cashier" on your forged "cahier's" check.

Space Shuttle carrying Harlem Globetrotters ball into space. Submitted by CT

Google hires goats to mow the lawn of their headquarters. Submitted by Dave G.

Skipping jury duty? That'll be 83 days in the clink. Submitted by Nigel

Principal admits souvenir shot glasses for prom "a poor choice." Submitted by Alanon

If you're going to shoplift, don't fill out a job application first. Submitted by Eric F.

Hungry puppy eats the whole alphabet of refrigerator magnets.

British guy secures the Best Job In The World. Submitted by BryAN

Dominicans free to name their kids "Dear Pineapple" or Dummy Ruiz"

Boy finds over $8000 in a charred backpack. Submitted by Carol

Molly the Cow bolts from the slaughterhouse to freedom. Submitted by Kyle

Songbird smuggler caught red-panted...with birds in pants. Submitted by Lizzie

Cowboy pulled over in Colorado for drunken horse riding. Submitted by Jeff S.

New Orleans man sues over his right to wear a skirt in public. Submitted by Kalaka

Old dude calls cops about noise...that turns out to be his musical greeting card.

The original Dr. Pepper recipe found in a late 1800s ledger. Submitted by Jim Grogan

Finally...America's best restroom has been located...and it's in Tennessee.

Pilot spared as plane crash lands into a bunch of porta-potties. Submitted by Louis

Oregon Ducks Ultimate Frisbee season canceled due to naked frisbeeing.

Two Alaskan's split $284,000 prize for guessing when ice will break.

Two high school girls win boys doubles tennis title. Submitted by Eric D.

Man shoves police officer just so he can join his brother in jail. Submitted by JJ

Image of the Virgin Mary seen in a pancake griddle. Submitted by Keith

Cops chase drunk in garbage truck for 57-miles. Submitted by Kyle

Prison inmate wants to change his name to 'Sinner'. Submitted by Julia

"The moral of this story is don't mess with the marching band girls..."

Chihuahua carried for a mile by strong wind reunited with family. Submitted by Dave

If you find a bullet and hit it with a hammer, expect to get shot. Submitted by TS

Cannonball Run! Six exotic car drivers busted for speeding. Submitted by BryAN

84-year old WWII veteran owns young would-be robbers. Submitted by Dan O.

UK cop uses The Force, Jedi mind trick on perps. Submitted by Greg Brady

Woman's life saved when her underwire bra deflects a bullet.

Judge orders obnoxious defendant's mouth taped shut. Submitted by BryAN

Fake waiter makes off with New Jersey patrons' money. Submitted by Kevin K.

Madonna bruised after being thrown from a horse. Submitted by Shawn N.

Actor Bill Murray’s golfing nearly sends a woman to hospital. Submitted by BryAN

Woman gets shot in the head at point blank range…and then makes tea.

English village will leave potholes in the road to control speed. Submitted by Rich M.

Michigan lottery winner donates all of his winnings to the United Way.

The tough economy is forcing drunks to stay home and drink. Submitted by Mr. P

Husband delivers wife’s baby, but neither knew she was pregnant.

Four pythons escape their cages on a Quantas flight. Submitted by Julie

What's it take to get stabbed in Louisiana? Pork and beans. Submitted by N

New requests for medical marijuana are...uh...getting high. Submitted by Kalaka

75-year old inspires other seniors by being a...porn star. Submitted by Gary

Hey, elementary school!  Keep it down! And while I'm at it, get off of my lawn!

Semi-automatic gun-wielding bank robber is 13-years old. Submitted by Dustin G.

Despite what you may think, polar bears don't want to cuddle. Submitted by BryAN

What are all the fashionista horses wearing? Hair extensions. Submitted by Josh

New Hampshire burgular apologizes to family, returns stolen goods. Submitted by Larry

Drunk drivers crash in to each other in Wisconsin. Hooray for Darwin!

How would you read the vanity license plate "ILVTOFU"? Submitted by Steve S.

NEW  "Silent But Deadly" is a joke, not a suggestion. Submitted by Greg

Fowl play is afoot as a bronze duckling is stolen. Submitted by Kyle Riggert

Octomom forbids Octomom Reality Show to use the term "Octomom".

Employee borrows...then crashes...her boss' red Ferrari. Submitted by BryAN

Ex-pastor dips into the collection plate to pay for plastic surgery. Submitted by Mike

World Pillowfight Day allows people to take out their frustrations on Wall Street.

Nearly 500 NYU grad students sent acceptance letters by mistake. Oops.

If you're fishing and you get a spear in your head...change your technique.

Road in Rhode Island named in honor of...the Ginsu knife. Submitted by TS

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